MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippine Commission on Elections has issued a “Cease and Desist” order against Opposition Senator Risa Hontiveros for her audacious billboards, which have sprung up like mushrooms across Metro Manila. 

These billboards boldly proclaim her unwavering support for the country’s territorial claims in the South China Sea, making sure that even extraterrestrial beings are aware of her stance.

Comelec says it’s way too early for campaigning for 2028.

This move, clearly a strategic ploy, seems to be Senator Hontiveros’ attempt to position herself as a major player in the 2028 presidential elections. Her newfound passion for territorial disputes comes hot on the heels of her vocal criticism of Vice President Sara Duterte, particularly on budgetary matters and the ever-elusive confidential intelligence fund. 

VP Duterte, presumed to be the administration’s chosen successor to President Bongbong Marcos, now faces stiff competition from the Senator who’s not afraid to take her South China Sea message to the skies.

In the grand arena of life, there are two distinct breeds of individuals who have made it their personal mission to cling desperately to the past. First, we have the “Eternal Denier.” This species of human simply cannot admit defeat, no matter how overwhelming the evidence may be. They wear their losses like a badge of honor, spinning each failure into an elaborate conspiracy theory.

And then there’s the “Delusional Relic,” a unique specimen that cannot come to terms with their loss of power. Despite the glaring reality, they insist on acting as if they still possess the clout they once wielded, barking orders to an audience that’s long moved on. In a world that evolves at the speed of light, these two stubborn souls offer a nostalgic trip down the rabbit hole of denial, a realm where losing is winning, and the past is perpetually present.