So, I’m gonna talk about an irony is thicker than my favorite red lipstick! 💄The Paid Parrot Propagandists and their darling little sidekicks, the Kanal Paid Vloggers, are quite the spectacle. They’ll crow loudly, labeling anyone questioning Sara’s confidential funds as “enemies of peace, enemies of the state” and even call them “bayaran”. 💰💸💵
Oh, the delicious irony! 🍷 These very charlatans, who’ve practically set up camp in the realm of 24/7 bashing, are now going after the Speaker and the HoR. It’s like watching someone critique a Michelin star chef when they can’t even boil an egg. 🍳
Do they even realize that oversight on budgetary processes is the HoR’s constitutional mandate? 📜🤔 Or are they too busy parroting without thinking? Do they clock in and out of this nonsense, or is the circus truly in town all day, every day? Do they have actual work, or this is their source of income? 🎪😂💅
Their reasons? As elusive as a good hair day in humidity. It’s like watching a magician trying to divert your attention with a flick of their wand, only their tricks are all too transparent. 🎩✨
Honestly, they seem to think they’re shielding Sara, but in reality? It’s like trying to put out a fire with gasoline. 🔥 I wouldn’t be surprised if Sara’s rolling her eyes harder than I do at a bad pun. I wouldn’t be surprised if Sara cringes at how they defend her. 😬
Because, sweethearts, sometimes the loudest defenders end up causing the most noise, and not in a good way. 🙄💅🤦♀️🍷
DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao City Bureau) – In the Philippines, when one hears the word “mamundok” (go up the mountain), it is usually in the context of a citizen joining insurgents or terrorists who take up camp on the mountains.
Vice President Sara Duterte was probably being literal when she challenged Kabataan Partylist representative Raoul Manuel to race to the top of the country’s highest peak, Mount Apo.
Manuel is part of the Congress’ Makabayan bloc which many perceive to be sympathetic to insurgents and government enemies. The bloc has been very vocal about its opposition to Duterte’s confidential intelligence funds.
“Forget the debates and rhetoric,” Duterte told Manuel. “Let’s settle this once and for all, and see who makes it to Mt. Apo summit first (if at all).”
This will definitely be an interesting race between the 29-year-old Manuel and the 45-year-old Duterte.
Bring out the popcorn and cheer for your team!
The Adobo Chronicles 
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