Politique PH Tuesdays: A Chameleon Named Ka Eric

💫👏 Good eve, my chic political enthusiasts! Let’s raise our lattes to the fascinating metamorphosis of Jeffrey “Ka Eric” Celis. What a journey this chameleon has had! 🐛🦋

From his humble beginnings as an NPA cadre lurking and hiding in the jungles, Ka Eric has climbed the ladder of notoriety with the grace of a cat burglar. He seamlessly transitioned into a small-time propagandist, then became the trusted mouthpiece of Mayor Jed Mabilog of Iloilo City, who, plot twist, was named a drug protector by Duterte himself! 🎭🤷‍♂️

But wait, there’s more! Ka Eric then donned the hat of an SMNI pseudo-journalist, mastering the art of red tagging with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store. 🍭📰 His latest act? Being held in contempt by the House of Representatives and branding the HoR a Kangaroo Court. Talk about his audacity and his flair for being the center of attention! 🏛️🎪

Oh, the irony! The man who’s made a career out of dodging due process cries foul when he claimed he was not afforded due process by the HoR! Tears of a clown, perhaps? 🤡💧

Despite his resume as an insurgent, a propagandist, and a drug protector (he was named by Duterte in 2016 as well), the DDS and PPP minions still shower him with praises, blissfully unaware (or are they?) of his skills in manipulation and self-preservation. It’s like applauding the wolf in sheep’s clothing for its fashion sense. 🐺👗

So, hats off to you, Ka Eric, for your ever-evolving script in the political theater. You’ve shown that with enough twists, turns, and a disregard for the rules, anyone can be the star of their own show – even if it’s a one-man circus. 🎩🎪

Stay stylish, stay smart, and always remember: in politics, the most colorful characters often have the most checkered pasts. Until next time, darlings! ✨💋

Ngiwi (Grimace): Who Sports It Best?

In the latest social media trend sweeping the Philippines, netizens have taken it upon themselves to determine who among Rodrigo Duterte, Rowena Guanzon, and Bongbong Marcos can sport the infamous grimaced face, long-associated with the universal symbol of drug use, with the most finesse.

Forget policy debates or political ideologies—apparently, the real measure of a leader’s prowess lies in their ability to master the art of the cringe-worthy expression. Photoshopped and actual images of Duterte, Guanzon, and Marcos with exaggerated frowns and squinted eyes flood timelines, as armchair critics engage in a heated battle to crown the “Grimace King” or “Grimace Queen.”

Perhaps this is a new form of political commentary, transcending the boundaries of conventional discourse. Who knew that the fate of the nation could hinge on who can pull off the best impression of someone who just bit into a lemon? In the grand spectacle of Philippine politics, it seems the grimace has become the truest barometer of leadership.

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