The Hypocrisy Of Harry Roque

Ah, the dazzling display of selective morality by former presidential spokesperson Harry Roque, who now recommends a drug test for President Bongbong Marcos to dispel rumors of illegal substance use.

One can’t help but marvel at Roque’s sudden concern for the sanctity of presidential sobriety. It’s a remarkable about-face from the days when he was in the Duterte camp, turning a blind eye to the president’s casual admission of marijuana use to stay awake during an ASEAN summit, not to mention allegations of his links to the drug trade.

The hypocrisy is almost poetic—Roque’s commitment to drug testing seemingly activated only when political alliances shifted. Perhaps Roque believes in the power of detoxifying political affiliations, where the results of a drug test can magically cleanse a leader’s image. 

In this absurd theater of politics, the script is written in double standards, and the punchline is delivered with a straight face.

The New ‘Holy Trinity’ – Sasot, Chong And Maharlika

In the grand circus of social media, influencers have mastered the art of turning online platforms into their personal playgrounds. The recent feud between Sass Rogando Sasot and Thinking Pinoy is a spectacle that rivals the absurdity of conspiracy theory flicks. Sasot’s claim that Thinking Pinoy is part of the team that ransacks the country’s coffers has sparked a digital war, revealing her own financial miseries (personal loans and fundraising) and psychiatric woes that sound more like a soap opera plot than reality.

As the drama unfolds, Sasot, once aligned with Thinking Pinoy, pivots towards Maharlika Boldjakera, a slapstick gossip monger. Even formerly respected figures like Atty. Glenn Chong jump on the gossip bandwagon. It seems the race for relevance in this social media circus has no bounds.

Meanwhile, the elusive “polvoron” video remains a phantom, leaving netizens with nothing but soggy popcorn as they wait for a plot twist that may never come. In a world where influencers rule, truth is the casualty, and entertainment is the only currency that matters.

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