Comelec Issues 2022 Presidential Debate Rules

Comelec Commissioner Guanzon

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Now that 5 2022 Presidential candidates have filed or announced their candidacies, the Commission on Elections (Comelec) has issued debate rules come the campaign period for next May’s elections.

The Adobo Chronicles obtained a leaked copy of the debate rules and schedule:

  • Manny Pacquiao debates Leni Robredo.
  • Winner between Pacquiao and Robredo debates Panfilo Lacson.
  • Winner in the Lacson debate will face Isko Moreno.
  • Finally, the winner in the Moreno debate will face Bongbong Marcos.

The schedule was arrived at during an en banc meeting of Comelec commissioners, based on the winning chances of the five candidates.

Comelec Commissioner Rowena Guanzon will moderate all debates and has the prerogative of calling out any of the debate participants for being ”shunga” (stupid) with their arguments or responses to questions.

Raissa Robles Book Sequel On Marcos To Come Out October 9!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Self-proclaimed investigative journalist Raissa Robles didn’t get her wish come true.

Her book, ”Marcos Martial Law Never Again” has become her battlecry and that of the tiny minions of mostly Dilawans (Yellows) who vowed that there will never be a return of the Marcoses in politics.

Alas, that wish was instantly squashed when Marcos’ son, Bongbong officially declared on October 5, that he intends to run for President in the Philippines’ May, 2022 elections

Robles immediately went into high gear mode scribbling pages and pages of her new book sequel titled, ”Never Say Never Again.”

The new ”novel” is scheduled to be released on October 9, a day after the filing deadline for certificates of candidacy for next year’s polls.

Facebook Is Trending On Twitter!

SAN JOSE, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – Facebook, Messenger, Instagram and WhatsApp were all down Monday (Tuesday Philippine time).

As a result #FacebookIsDown trended on Twitter!

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