MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a groundbreaking move to tackle Manila’s infamous traffic, the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) has unveiled its latest solution: multi-car buses equipped with swimming pools to ply the entire length of EDSA. 

The brainchild of the agency’s high-paid technocrats, this aquatic commuting experience promises to turn your daily gridlock into a tropical getaway.

Passengers can now dive into a pool while inching through the notorious traffic jams, turning their frowns into soggy smiles. The buses are equipped with showers and dressing rooms.

An MMDA spokesperson, declared, “We believe that the best way to beat the traffic is to take a leisurely swim. Why be stuck in a crowded bus when you can float your worries away?”

Critics argue that perhaps fixing the actual traffic issues might be a more practical approach, but the MMDA insists that floating through the chaos is the future of stress-free commuting. The new buses are set to make a splash, quite literally, in the city’s public transportation scene.