MENO PARK, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – In a bold move to protect its platform from the sinister rise of “algorithmically enhanced identity,” Meta, formerly known as Facebook, announced today that it will start suspending accounts employing AI-generated profile pictures.

The move comes amid the growing popularity of photo lab and other AI-generating apps which have annoyed many netizens worldwide.

In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, the social media giant, known for its questionable data privacy practices, is suddenly concerned about authenticity.

In a statement, Meta’s spokesperson said, “We must ensure that the catfish population remains under control on our platform.”

Users are left wondering if their data is safe from Meta’s all-seeing eye, or if it’s just their cartoon avatars that need protection.

Account holders have until October 30 to revert back to their true, honest-to-goodness profile photos or face suspension, even cancellation!

You took an extra effort to post all those disclaimers stating that you do not give Facebook/Meta the authority to share your personal information. Never mind if you were told this was a recurring hoax on social media.

But you may have forgotten that when you applied for a bank account, credit card, housing loan, car loan; filled out your medical form at your doctor’s office; applied for your driver’s license; made claims to SSS, GSIS or Pag-ibig Fund — you have practically given up your privacy and the confidentiality of your sensitive personal information.

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Pinoy Ako Blog’s Jover Laurio is reportedly considering legal action against the creators and publishers of AI-generated headshot apps. 

Laurio claims that she was left utterly devastated after trying numerous apps and discovering that not a single one of them managed to improve her appearance. “It’s an outrage,” Laurio exclaimed. “I wanted to achieve a level of beauty only AI could provide, but these apps have failed me. My real images and the AI-generated ones are indistinguishable, which clearly indicates a glitch on the part of the AI photo generators.”

Legal experts remain skeptical about the viability of her case, given the inherent limitations of AI in performing miracles.