Category Archives: Social Media

Book Author Raissa Robles Suffers From Brain Leak!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – She considers herself an “investigative journalist” and has authored one book about the Marcos Martial Law. She has also attempted to be a social media influencer with very little success.

She is Raissa Robles.

The Adobo Chronicles has learned that she is suffering from a rare disorder scientists are calling a “brain leak.”

Proof of the pudding? She recently criticized President Bongbong Marcos for declaring February 24, Friday, a special non-working holiday as part of the annual commemoration of the EDSA People Revolution – a magnanimous act coming from the son of the ousted president in 1986.

In a tweet, Robles LOL’d the presidential proclamation claiming Marcos moved the actual EDSA anniversary from February 25 to February 24, saying further that workers will have to report for duty on the actual anniversary day.

What Robles failed to realize was that February 25 is a Saturday — when most people don’t work in the first place and when government and many private offices and businesses are closed.

In effect, Robles wanted President Marcos to declare a non-working day a non-working day.

A brain leak, indeed!

‘Ako Si Ninoy’ Earns Guinness World Record!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Film director Vince Tañada and Philstagers Films have every reason to celebrate after their film, ‘Ako Si Ninoy’ opened nationwide in Philippine Theaters on February 22.

The flick which chronicles the life and tragic death of the late Senator Benigno ‘Ninoy’ Aquino, Jr. has just made it to the Guinness World Records as the film feature with the least opening day viewers, with receipts unprecedented in theater box office history.

Netizen posts showed photos of theater after theater that revealed a just a handful to no audience for the film’s scheduled screenings.

Congratulations to Tañada for bringing honor to the Philippines! Bring out the beer!!!

(Theater photos courtesy of Coach Jarret/Facebook)