Category Archives: Social Media

Raissa Robles Adds Apples To Oranges

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Being a failed book author and a self-proclaimed investigative writer does not make one a math expert, especially if your college course focused on imaginative writing.

Case in point: Raissa Robles.

Commenting on a recent poll showing 29% of Filipinos who said their quality of life improved in the last year compared to 25% who said it got worse, Robles drew her mathematical equation resulting in 71% not seeing any improvement. She, of course added the 46% who said their quality of life remained the same.

Robles must have been absent from class when the professor talked about not comparing apples with oranges, because adding 3 apples and 2 oranges does not result in 5 apples.

Get that, Ms. Robles?

Adobo Chronicles Exclusive: Mystery Person In Jason Hernandez’ Viral Photo Uncapped!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – If you haven’t seen that viral photo of singer Jason Hernandez with a capped person behind him, you must have been oversleeping.

The viral photo triggered many speculations and revived an old issue surrounding the marriage split between Hernandez and wife, fellow singer Moira dela Torre.

The Adobo Chronicles engaged the services of AI (Artificial Intelligence) to try to identify the mystery person.

To find out who the mystery person is, click on the password-protected exclusive link below (“Protected: Uncapped”). Password: adobo

(Orman O. Manansala contributed to this exclusive report)