Category Archives: Social Media

Maria Ressa And Rappler Want YOUR Money!

Ah, Rappler, the bastion of journalistic integrity, where reporters and editors are selflessly committed to unearthing the nation’s ills and the misuse of public funds. How noble! Except, there’s a tiny catch – they want Filipinos to support their ‘noble’ mission with their hard-earned pesos.

Yes, you read that right. The champions of unbiased reporting are apparently strapped for cash and have turned to the good ol’ public for a bailout. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a headline.

It’s almost heartwarming how Rappler cares for their CEO, Maria Ressa. In her pursuit of justice and truth, she’s somehow managed to rack up quite the legal bill, particularly her cyber libel conviction. But fear not, dear Filipinos! Rappler is here to ensure her legal battles are funded – no matter how hypocritical it may seem.

In the world of media, where truth and impartiality are supposed to reign supreme, Rappler’s approach seems a tad, well, questionable. After all, nothing screams “trustworthy journalism” quite like passing the hat around for your CEO’s legal fees.

BREAKING: McDonald’s Ditching Its French Fries In Favor Of Potato Wedges!

CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Chicago Bureau) – In a shocking twist of fast-food fate, McDonald’s has left its loyal fry enthusiasts in despair by removing their beloved French fries from the regular menu. 

In a bizarre turn of events, these golden spuds are being replaced by potato wedges, leaving customers pondering the meaning of life itself. 

Coincidentally, this culinary coup comes hot on the heels of Jollibee’s decision to ditch their Shanghai lumpia, sparking a menu mayhem in the Philippines. 

When asked for a rationale behind the swap, McDonald’s simply shrugged and claimed they’re just “keeping up with their nemesis —the fat, happy, stupid bee.” A McDo spokesperson also told The Adobo Chronicles that their move will keep customers talking about the fast-food chain, a brilliant strategy to bring more people into their restaurants.

Looks like the fast-food world is truly spiraling into potato madness!

Even Artificial Intelligence Can’t Outwit Politique PH!

Oh, how the fast-rising, intrigue-inducing Politique PH has ruffled many feathers, especially among so-called social media influencers and supposedly well-credentialed bloggers.  They MARK Politique’s wit, sassy style and grasp of social and political happenings on the Internet with sour-graping, accusing it as having “no substance.”

Some have tried to expose Politique with photos of alleged editorial team meetings and published maps of IP addresses where they suspect the literary genius is posting from. But alas, their moves have all but failed, and Politique simply dismisses them with a single sip of tea.

So to put an end to all speculation and trolling, we asked our in-house AI (Artificial Intelligence) the question on who people think Politique PH is.  Here is the response.

The moral of the story: not even AI can outwit Politique!