Dear Adobo Chronicles Readers and Followers,

As we bid farewell to another year of laughter and satire, we extend our heartfelt gratitude to each one of you for your unwavering loyalty and trust in The Adobo Chronicles. Your continued support has fueled our satirical journey, turning each headline into a shared moment of joy and reflection.

In this realm of humor and wit, you have become the lifeblood of our community, amplifying the impact of our satirical tales. Your enthusiasm, comments, and shares have created a space where laughter knows no bounds. As we step into a new year, we embark on another chapter of absurdity, parody, and satire, and we’re thrilled to have you by our side.

May the coming year bring more smiles, absurdities, and shared moments of hilarity. Thank you for being an integral part of The Adobo Chronicles family. Here’s to another year of laughter and satire!

Wishing you a Happy New Year filled with joy and endless chuckles!

Glenn Chong, the self-proclaimed crusader against Smartmatic and Philippine election fraud, has inadvertently confirmed that anti-Marcos vlogger Maharlika Boldjakera, a.k.a. Claire Eden Contreras, is indeed a paid troll. 

Chong, known for his relentless pursuit of truth, mistakenly posted a private message to Claire, revealing a clandestine arrangement. (He was recently a guest of Maharlika who gave him a whirlwind tour of Hollywood tourist destinations like Universal Studios and the Hollywood Sign.)

Chong let slip that he had left a discreet envelope for the Los Angeles-based Filipina vlogger. The envelope, timed perfectly for the New Year festivities, turned out to be an ampao bursting with an unexpected stack of P500-peso bills. 

It seems that Chong’s anti-troll campaign might be funded by a unique form of philanthropy, where trolls are not only acknowledged but generously compensated.

As the online community unravels the mystery behind this inadvertent revelation, one can’t help but wonder if the future of truth-seeking involves hefty ampao distributions. Perhaps the real currency of justice is not in facts but in a crisp, undisclosed stack of bills. Happy New Year indeed!