MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a Vlog interview with Bb. Maharlika, Smartmatic critic Glenn Chong says that deep in his heart, he knows there was cheating in the 2022 Philippine Presidential Elections.

Well, he didn’t really say who cheated whom, but in an ambush interview with Chong, he told The Adobo Chronicles that Smartmatic cheated by pumping up the number of votes of Leni Robredo.

It will be recalled that Bongbong Marcos won overwhelmingly and convincingly with 31 million votes compared to Robredo’s 15 million.

Chong said Smartmatic pumped up Robredo’s numbers to save itself from criticism about how it has conducted previous elections

Leni’s actual total votes was actually just 5 million and Marcos’ was 41 million!

Chong said Smartmatic chose to pump up Robredo’s numbers to give more credibility to the elections. “It would have been unbelievable if Leni only got 5 million votes. It would invite a slew of election protests and would cast serious doubts on the poll results,” he said.

(Composite by Orman O. Mansansala for The Adobo Chronicles)

LOS ANGELES, California. (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – She’d do anything to gain more viewers and engagement which have been going down, down, down since she started attacking President Bongbong Marcos and First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos.

Bb. Maharlika the trying-hard vlogger who claims she helped elect Marcos in the 2022 presidential elections, wrapped her neck with a giant snake during one of hers recent vlogs.

Alas, even the snake turned its face away from Maharlika, scared of her face and her oversized glassses, not to mention her foul mouth.

Reports have it that even her minuscule number of viewers squirmed in their chairs upon seeing the Medusa copycat.

What will Maharlika do next? Hold a tiger in her lap?