QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Conceding that her one and only book is now moot and academic, self-proclaimed investigative writer and author Raissa Robles has offered unsold copies of “Marcos Martial Law: Never Again” for a historic burning in front of the Oblation at the University of the Philippines Diliman campus.
Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, Robles said that with the return to Malacañang of Bongbong Marcos, the very thesis of her book is now all but an embarrassing failure. When she first released the book, she said she was hoping to bag a Pulitzer Prize.
The retail value of her book has almost dropped to zero since the election of Marcos, Jr.
The U.P. Student Regent’s Office is seriously considering Robles’ offer as part of the state institution’s celebration of the 51st anniversary of the Marcos Martial Law.
SINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) – Move over, Sharon Cuneta and Gabby Concepcion. Move over, SB19. A new rock star is making waves in the Philippines and abroad.
His name is Bongbong who happens to be president of the Philippines.
President Marcos was mobbed in Singapore when he made an unscheduled visit to a mall here. (He is in Singapore attending an Asian summit.)
Cameras flashed. People fought their way to snap a selfie with BBM. The cheers and screams were deafening.
Be afraid, Leni Robredo, Risa Hontiveros, Bb. Maharlika and Glenn Chong. Be very afraid!
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Ex-Vice President Leni Robredo believes in Karma and she is using it to get back at her detractors.
Robredo has revealed that she is retaking the Philippine bar exams to spite those who have attacked her for flunking on her first try. She hopes to make it to the top ten successful examinees this year.
“I have learned so much from my tenure as a politician and I am confident that I can pass the bar on this try — with flying colors,” she told The Adobo Chronicles.
Asked what her future political plans are, she said she is not interested in running for senator in 2025 but is gunning to become the next Supreme Court Chief Justice.
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