MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a shocking turn of events, former Senator Kiko Pangilinan and his daughter Kakie have made headlines for their audacious decision not to attend the much-anticipated Sharon Cuneta and Gabby Concepcion concert at the MOA arena.
The nation collectively gasped as the dynamic duo opted for an evening of binge-watching reruns of parliamentary sessions instead of relishing the nostalgia of Sharon and Gabby’s on-screen romance.
Clearly, this is a display of unparalleled dedication to politics over pop culture.
While fans swooned to the melodious tunes of “Sana’y Wala Nang Wakas,” the Pangilinans must have been deep in discussion about agricultural reform.
What a missed opportunity to prioritize karaoke over legislation! One can only hope they’ll find time to catch up on the latest showbiz gossip during the next filibuster.
(Adobo Chronicles’ in-house AI contributed to this report.)
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Congressman Raoul Manuel, the Kabataan Partylist representative, flexed his credentials at a recent Congressional hearing, saying “Summa Cum Laude po ako” (I am a Summa Cum Laude).
Manuel is a graduate of the University of the Philippines and is the first ever Summa Cum Laude in the Visayas campus. (U.P. now has the reputation of handing out lots of Latin honors to its graduates as if they were dole outs in an evacuation center.)
But then Manuel may have been absent from history class (perhaps leading a protest rally somewhere), when the Philippine claim to Sabah (Malaysia) was discussed.
We have the video where Manuel repeatedly referred to the disputed territory as “sabá” (banana/plantain).
LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – He’s single, and she might be, too (although being a virgin or not is a different story altogether).
Los Angeles-based, sour-graping vlogger, Bb. Maharlika a.k.a. Eden Contreras, and anti-Smartmatic poster boy Glenn Chong are rumored to be dating.
Netizens have noticed that the couple seemed to have united in their anti-Marcos attacks despite being both (former) avid supporters of the Philippine president. Many have speculated that the 180-degree turn was due to their not being appointed to what could have been juicy positions in the Bongbong Marcos administration.
But politics aside, they look like a beautiful couple deserving of each other.
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