House Speaker Martin Romualdez has decided to join the ever-expanding political circus by launching his own party, aptly named Triple A: the “Ambitious Aspirants Alliance.”

While Romualdez claims it’s all about ‘serving the people,’ many suspect it’s just a warm-up routine for his presidential run in 2028. His party will go head-to-head with VP Sara Duterte’s UniTeam, which is like watching two toddlers fight over a shiny toy.

Meanwhile, former President Rodrigo Duterte has stepped into the ring as UniTeam’s chief political strategist, pledging to pass on his “expertise” to his daughter. It’s a real-life reality show with more drama than a soap opera.

Let the political games begin, as the nation braces itself for a spectacle of epic proportions!

Ah, the comedic spectacle of Raoul Manuel, the Kabataan Partylist’s poster child for political buffoonery, has once again graced us with his grandiose requests. 

Like a jester in the court of President Marcos, Manuel beseeches the great leader to part with his confidential intelligence funds, as if Marcos were Santa Claus doling out candy canes to good little children.

But let’s not forget the crowning achievement of Manuel’s illustrious career – his inability to correctly pronounce “Sabah,” a term as basic to Philippine geopolitics as “ABC.” This summa cum laude is undoubtedly a master linguist, dazzling us all with his linguistic prowess.

Manuel, the self-proclaimed patriot, yearns to shine in the limelight, portraying himself and his Makabayan Block cronies as champions of Filipino welfare. How noble! If only Manuel could set a precedent by giving up his position, perhaps the Philippine Legislature would regain the sanity it so sorely needs. 

We eagerly await the day when Manuel practices what he preaches, and pigs take flight.  Who knows, the rest of the inutile Partylist members of Congress might just follow his noble example.