Category Archives: Politics

Baste Duterte To Imee Marcos: Sorry, Not Sorry!

In the riveting saga of “Miscommunication that Matters,” Davao City Mayor Baste Duterte has artfully redefined the word “sorry,” leaving Senator Imee Marcos scratching her head in confusion. Mayor Duterte, a linguistic virtuoso, clarified that he wasn’t apologizing for his comments on Imee’s brother, the president, but rather expressing pity for her comprehension skills. It’s a masterclass in linguistic gymnastics that has us all pondering the deeper meaning of remorse.

Now, the burning question is whether Senator Imee will reconsider her support for the Duterte clan and return to the fold of the Marcos family, like a prodigal sister seeking refuge from the perplexing world of sorry-not-sorry semantics. It’s a tale of political intrigue where apologies are as elusive as common sense, and where words dance around truth like a cat on a hot tin roof. In this theatrical spectacle, everyone’s a player, but the script remains delightfully absurd.

The Unbecoming Of A First Lady (Video)

It all began with sticking out her tongue at her husband’s inauguration as President of the Philippines. Now, Filipinos see her ignoring the Vice President at a departure ceremony for the president, being oblivious to the applause by the crowd after a Chinese greeting from the VP, to her questioning of why there is news media in a public event.

An Open Letter To Liza Araneta Marcos

Dear Mrs. Liza Araneta Marcos,

As an avid observer of your public appearances, I couldn’t help but notice the subtle challenge of balancing your Araneta charisma with the prestigious Marcos legacy. 

While we understand the struggles of maintaining composure, especially in the spotlight, might I suggest a delightful transition to embodying more of a Marcos than an Araneta?

Your newfound role as the Philippines’ First Lady comes with the responsibility of being the face of our nation. It’s understandable that emotions and tantrums are beyond our control, but perhaps channeling a bit more of the stoicism associated with the Marcos name could enhance the public image. After all, we don’t want our First Lady’s disdain for fellow officials to be broadcast like a telenovela.

Think of it as a diplomatic performance, much like the one you effortlessly put on during foreign visits. It’s not about snubbing or embracing, but about striking that perfect balance that befits the esteemed position you hold. 

We eagerly await the day you embrace the full potential of being the Philippines’ First Lady, embodying both poise and grace.

Yours In Unity,

A Concerned Spectator