Category Archives: National News

In Protest Of Maharlika Fund, Rowena Guanzon Withdraws Money From Land Bank Account

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Boycotts of Philippine banks seem to be the trend these days, and ex-Comelec Commissioner Rowena Guanzon si no exception.

In protest of the passing of the Maharlika Investment Fund as certified a priority bill by President Bongbong Marcos, Gunzon rushed to her Land Bank branch in protest. (Land Bank is one of the financial institutions that will be tapped for the government’s wealth fund.)

She proudly posted her protest action through a selfie showing her Manager’s Check withdrawal.

We engaged the services of AI (Articifial Intelligence) to determine the amount she withdrew (she covered the amount with her fingers.

AI came back to us with an authenticated photos of the check. Guanzon withdrew NINE PESOS AND NINETY CENTAVOS.

That’s a big dent on Land Bank’s investment accounts!

Kabataan Partlist Wants Age Requirement To Run For Philippine President Lowered To 35!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – There’s not a whole lot of Constitutional requirements for Filipinos to be able to run for President of the country. But one of the great hindrances is age. One has to be at least 40 years old to run for the top position in the land.

Kabataan Partylist, the political party that advocates for the youth, is not happy about this qualification as it excludes millions of their members from the ultimate public servce.

Today, Kabataan Partylist Representative Raoul Manuel announced that he is filing for a Constitutional Amendment that would reduce the age qualification to run for President from 40 to 35, starting with the 2028 elections.

The proposal was immediately praised and embraced by the country’s millennials. “It’s time we were given the opportunity to chart our own future,” they said.

Among those who will benefit from this proposal is Sandro Marcos, the very popular son of President Bongbong Marcos. The younger Marcos is serving a Congressional Representative of his Ilocos district.

Sandro is 29 years old and wont’ be old enough to run for President to succeed his father in 2028. But if the Kabataan Partylist had its way, the eloquent and good-looking Congressman can set his sight on Malacañang come 2028.

UAE Sends Donation For Pinoys Affected By Mayon Volcano Eruption; Angat Buhay Monitors!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The government of the United Arab Emirates donated 50 tons of food and medicines for residents of Albay province who are most affected by Mayon Volcano’s escalating unrest. 

Meanwhile, Angat Buhay CEO ex-Vice President Leni Robredo said that the “largest volunteer organization in the Philippines” that she has created continues to monitor the situation in Albay.

From a giant swing, at that!