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Adobo Chronicles Exclusive! Three U.S. Navy Destroyers Water-Cannoned By Chinese Coast Guard!

The Adobo Chronicles has obtained this top-secret photograph that no other news media has reported on. It shows three U.S. Navy Destroyers being water-cannoned by the Chinese Coast Guard, similar to what it has done to Philippine ships delivering supplies to its stranded vessel in the Ayungin Shoal.

Apparently, the CCG will stop at nothing to guard and protect its claimed territories in the South China Sea.

This is a developing story…

Even The Chinese Coast Guard Is Hounded By NAIA’s “Tanim Bala” Reputation (Video)

(Adobo Chronicles’ senior geopolitical correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report)

Foreign tourists, and now the Chinese Coast Guard continue to be hounded by NAIA’s reputation of “tanim bala” (planted bullets).

Moments after Filipino marine scientists conducted a resource assessment of reefs in the South China Sea, the CCG inspected the islands to make sure the Filipinos didn’t implant bullets or other explosive devices.

After scouring the islands with metal detectors, the CCG said they didn’t find any weapons that may have purposely been left behind by the Filipinos.

All’s well that ends well!

U.S. Donates Another “Hand-Me-Down” To PH

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The U.S. donating a second C-130 plane to the Philippine Air Force under the guise of the “Excess Defense Articles Program” is reminiscent of a thrift store rummage. It’s like Uncle Sam raided the attic, dusted off the rejects, and said, “Here you go, Philippines, enjoy your hand-me-downs!” 

While the Philippines might be accustomed to ukay-ukay, sifting through second-hand clothes for hidden gems, a military aircraft isn’t exactly a bargain find. This charitable act reeks of paternalistic generosity, akin to giving someone a broken toaster and expecting gratitude. 

Perhaps next, the U.S. will donate some slightly dented tanks or a gently used submarine. After all, one nation’s trash is apparently another nation’s national defense strategy. It’s a symbolic gesture, wrapped in a shiny veneer of goodwill, but ultimately serving as a reminder of the power dynamics at play in international relations.