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Leni Robredo’s Big Announcement: I Am Running In The Coming Barangay Elections!

by Jake Don

NAGA CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Naga Bureau) – Ex-Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo has announced her candidacy for Barangay elections this year.  After years of dealing with national issues, she’s decided that the fate of our tiny neighborhoods is where her true calling lies. 

In a recent interview, Robredo said the Barangay elections are the most important of all elections.

A spokesperson for Robredo told The Adobo Chronicles that with her extensive experience in high-stakes politics, one can only imagine the grand plans she has for her local Barangay. The former VP is registered with Barangay Carangcang, Magurao, Camarines Sur.

“Perhaps she’ll introduce a federal Barangay system or negotiate international trade deals for our local talipapa,” the spokesperson added.

One thing’s for sure, this election will be a real nail-biter as we wait to see if Robredo’s national clout can translate into Barangay success.

CEBU: The Battle Of Calendar Girls

CEBU CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Cebu Bureau) – The conflict between Cebu Governor Gwen Garcia and Physician and former beauty pageant contestant Rowena Burden has transcended politics. It has turned into an alcohol calendar girl competition.

Garcia is the model of the White Castle Calendar while Burden is the poster girl for the local lambanog.

It’s not quite about the beauty or the beast. Rather, it’s about crazy or the crazier.

We’ll let our readers decide.

TikTik Magazine Resurrects In Cebu, Dr. Rowena Burden Named Editor!

CEBU CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Cebu Bureau) – Many will remember TikTik Magazine, a for-adults-only Philippine men’s magazine featuring artistic nude photos, titillating articles and sex stories in comic form.

Well, it has been resurrected in Cebu City with newly-appointed editor-in-chief Rowena Burden.

Burden in never-before-known Cebu physician who has accused Cebu Governor Gwen Garcia of paying a hunk actor for sex, among other allegations. She is calling for the governor’s resignation.

Impressed by the juicy gossips she has been posting on her social media account, a group of investors have decided to re-start the magazine, albeit a Cebu online version.

Many are looking forward to Burden’s stories as she digs into her personal archives of sex and scandal in the Queen City of the South.