Oh, behold the vlogger, noble and shrewd,

A chameleon wrapped in clickbait’s crude hue.

From left to right, they sway with ease,

Their loyalty tied to whoever pays fees.

One day a patriot, fierce and devout,

Next, a critic, casting loyalists out.

Preaching to choirs or sparking dissent,

Their sermons are shaped by who’ll pay the rent.

Truth? A quaint relic, a bothersome chore,

When outrage and drama unlock the store.

Their gospel isn’t justice, honor, or pride,

It’s views, it’s shares, it’s metrics worldwide.

“Engagement is king!” they gleefully crow,

Whether fueled by love or vitriolic woe.

For every triggered comment, every fiery spat,

Is another sweet cha-ching in their digital hat.

So here’s to the vlogger, the mercenary bard,

Flipping convictions isn’t really that hard.

For in their cathedral of ad revenue,

The only belief? “What’s in it for you?”

The Davao Showdown of 2025

Forget the “Thrilla in Manila,” that’s old news,

Davao’s bout of the century is about to break loose.

Karlo vs. Rodrigo, gloves on, fists tight,

A family feud reborn, ready for the fight.

Migz and Paolo, too, step into the ring,

Congressional seats? More than a fling.

The Nograles crew, with hopes so high,

To topple Dutertes? Well, pigs might fly.

For over three decades, they’ve ruled with a fist,

But the Nograles insist, there’s something they’ve missed.

The crowd roars and cheers, as the families brawl,

Will Davao’s throne finally fall?

But let’s be real—the Dutertes still got the crown,

And Karlo and Migz just in for a colorful showdown.

A changing of guard, or the same old tale?

Only Davao’s vote will tip the scale!