In a recent Senate hearing resembling a script from a comedy of errors, Senator Bato de la Rosa took the helm, orchestrating a farcical display of justice that would make even Shakespeare blush. With all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, de la Rosa danced between questioning witnesses and affirming his own righteousness, all while seemingly oblivious to the irony of his actions.

As the alleged PDEA leaks pointed fingers at Bongbong Marcos, de la Rosa, a former Police Chief, appeared more fixated on punch holes than the actual content of the documents. Was he practicing sarcasm or merely showcasing his investigative prowess? One can only speculate.

Meanwhile, witnesses stumbled through their testimonies like actors in a poorly rehearsed play, leaving more holes in their stories than Swiss cheese.

But fear not, for Senator de la Rosa was on the case, ready to deliver the hearing’s pièce de résistance—the punchline of punch holes. In this theater of the absurd, truth takes a backseat to political theatrics, leaving spectators scratching their heads and wondering if they’ve accidentally wandered into a circus instead.