Category Archives: International

U.S. Donates Another “Hand-Me-Down” To PH

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The U.S. donating a second C-130 plane to the Philippine Air Force under the guise of the “Excess Defense Articles Program” is reminiscent of a thrift store rummage. It’s like Uncle Sam raided the attic, dusted off the rejects, and said, “Here you go, Philippines, enjoy your hand-me-downs!” 

While the Philippines might be accustomed to ukay-ukay, sifting through second-hand clothes for hidden gems, a military aircraft isn’t exactly a bargain find. This charitable act reeks of paternalistic generosity, akin to giving someone a broken toaster and expecting gratitude. 

Perhaps next, the U.S. will donate some slightly dented tanks or a gently used submarine. After all, one nation’s trash is apparently another nation’s national defense strategy. It’s a symbolic gesture, wrapped in a shiny veneer of goodwill, but ultimately serving as a reminder of the power dynamics at play in international relations.

A Teeth-less Department Of Justice?

In a jaw-dropping display of bureaucratic dentistry, the Department of Justice (DOJ) has left the nation gaping with its latest move: issuing a toothless “lookout order” on Pastor Apollo Quiboloy. 

This decision, akin to yanking out all the teeth but forgetting the dentures, showcases the DOJ’s knack for leaving gaping holes in its enforcement efforts.

With a subpoena dangling like a loose molar, Quiboloy’s potential departure remains as unpredictable as a game of dental roulette. The DOJ’s strategy seems to involve little more than a half-hearted grin and a hopeful glance, reminiscent of a tooth fairy on vacation.

In a justice system that often resembles a dental clinic where the drills are missing and the anesthesia expired, this latest development only adds to the cavalcade of absurdities. It’s a reminder that in the theater of law enforcement, sometimes the only thing more absent than justice is a decent set of molars.

How An Independent Mindanao Will Impact The Philippines And The World

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  1. The Philippines will drop from No. 13 to No. 18 among the most populous nations in the world.
  2. ASEAN member nations will increase from 10 to 11.
  3. The United Nations  will become an organization of 194 members states.
  4. China will have to deal with an additional country when it comes to the territorial dispute in the South China Sea.
  5. It will reduce the number of islands in the Philippines to under 7,000, whether it’s high tide or low tide.