Category Archives: Government

Government, International, Military

NAIA Landing Of US Military Plane A Clerical Error!

Leave a comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a press release issued by Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chair Imee Marcos, she said that the U.S. Embassy in Manila has admitted that the questionable landing of a U.S. military plane at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) recently was due to a “clerical error.”

The U.S. Embassy, however, declined to name the clerics involved in the error, or what religious denomination they belong to.

Some top secrets remain just that – secret.

Government, National News

Larry Gadon’s Fascination For BBM

Leave a comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – That he is a rabid Marcos loyalist is a given, but disbarred attorney Larry Gadon’s fascination for the letters B, B & M shines through even in his new position as PAPA (Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation).

In his first official act as an Administration official, Gadon launched a child feeding program he named BBM – Batang Busog, Malusog (child fed, healthy).

Will his succeeding projects also bear the initials of his boss, Bongbong Marcos?

Incidentally, we reached out to Gadon for comment on his disbarment by the Philippine Supreme Court and asked him if he was ready to apologize to journalist Raissa Robles whom he cussed in the disbarment case.

His reply: BBM!

Bobang Blogger, Manigas! (To hell with the idiot blogger)

Government

President Marcos Appoints Chiz Escudero New MAMA!

Leave a comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Just hours after Philippine President Bongbong Marcos designated Atty. Larry Gadon as his new PAPA (Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation), another new appointment was announced by Malacañang Palace.

Former Senator Chiz Escudero has just been appointed MAMA – Malacañang Adviser on Marital Affairs.

Escudero has been rumored to be having marital problems with his actress wife, Heart Evangelista.

“Escudero is the perfect choice for this novel position,” a Malacañang official who refused to be named told The Adobo Chronicles. “He will make decisions and recommendations based on first-hand experience.”