Category Archives: Food

Dozens Brought To ER Over McDonald’s Promo!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Filipinos love freebies and special offers, and McDonald’s knows it well.

On August 25, the burger chain offered a special deal to all who could show a valid I.D. with their first, middle or last names having the letters “ER,” like EstER, VERgara, SolER. This entitled them to a P25-only discounted quartER poundER with cheese.

As expected, throngs of Filipinos flocked to McDonald’ outlets to claim their special deal.

Some outlets ran out of their quarter-pounders, others were overwhelmed by a stampede of burger lovers.

As a result of the stampede, dozens sustained injuries and were brought to nearby hospital ERs — Emergency Rooms.

No official statement yet from rival Jollibee.


Potato Corner Invites Former Beauty Pageant Contestants To Apply As Service Crew

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – You may have come across Potato Corner in malls and other outlets in the Philippines and its other branches in 11 countries. The fast-food chain prides itself as serving the best French Fries in the universe.

A local Potato Corner franchise in the Philippines is now hiring for service crew, but they are looking for world-class beauty pageant material. After all, selling potatoes requires special attributes, including age, beauty, communication skills, vital statistics and pleasing personality, to name a few.

Based on its job announcement, the local franchise wants former beauty pageant contestants to apply. After passing the physical appearance screening, applicants will be subject to a “Q&A” portion like in beauty pageants.

After all, Potato Corner service crew must be confidently beautiful!

Free-Range Sardines Command A Higher Price

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – You expect to pay more for free-range chicken or eggs, so you should, too, with free-range sardines.

Animal rights and political correctness advocates are hailing the brand Rose Bowl for introducing free-range sardines in the market.

The new “gold” canned sardines, which cost more than twice their regular product, are packed in oval-shape cans which, the manufacturer says, allows the processed fish to enjoy a free-range environment. “They’re not as packed as the regular canned sardines,” a Rose Bowl spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles.

For the same 425 grams, the oval sardines cost P145.95 compared to the regular can at P61.95 at a supermarket near you.

“Packed like sardines” has taken on a new meaning!