In the glittering world of Heart Evangelista, where luxury is not just a lifestyle but a species-wide right, it’s no surprise that her pet dog is vying for the title of the world’s richest. 

Mrs. Chiz Escudero, ever the doting fur mom, proudly flaunts her pooch in a P10 million Bulgari necklace, because nothing says “I love you” like a diamond choker on your canine companion. 

Of course, the pup likely dines on pâté and caviar while checking its Rolex for the next scheduled walk. 

One can only hope Heart has enlisted a small army—say, 400 close-in security personnel—to protect this four-legged royalty from any stray cats or suspicious squirrels. After all, it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and not everyone’s cut out for the high-stakes world of designer dog collars and gourmet kibble.