by Rene Astudillo, Melchor Vergara
Thanks to global warming, the Philippines is no longer just a two-season, wet and dry archipelago. This morning, snow fell on Baguio City and Antipolo, sending chills to residents and the country’s weather bureau. The Department of Tourism will definitely receive a campaign boost with this historic phenomenon! #LoveThePhilippines
by Maria Bratikova
So so – there is a climate blabla in Doha. The main flavour of the blabber is . . yeppers, climate
change and how to force the global population to cough up moolah. They are probably
designing to freeze the world back to before the -17.22°C (or 1.0°F), heat increase since a century ago.
Doha in Qatar is not exactly the coolest part of the world, so i suspect there‘s a suspect (yep, suspect in abundance!) reason it‘s not held in Siberia or the East Antarctica Pleateu!
Ayyy ayyyy ayyyy. . . The weather is not helping these climate scammers. Which is good, so they don‘t need to propagandise the scam.
Man, i need coffee to warm me up.
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Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg has taken a break from her globe-trotting, carbon-neutral yacht adventures to call out US President Joe Biden for his unforgivable environmental transgression.
During a high-level meeting at the White House, dedicated to discussing the complex situation in Israel, Thunberg couldn’t contain her outrage as she witnessed Biden openly sipping from a kid’s plastic sippy cup.
Thunberg, the self-proclaimed savior of the planet, expressed her disbelief on Twitter, declaring, “How dare you, President Biden! A sippy cup? The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and you’re sipping from a sippy cup like a toddler in a highchair! This is environmental hypocrisy at its finest.”
While world leaders discussed pressing international matters, Greta boldly reminded everyone that climate change is the real enemy, and Biden’s choice of beverage container is, of course, the most pressing issue of our time. Who cares about foreign policy when we have plastic sippy cups to fret over?
(The Adobo Chronicles’ senior geopolitical correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report)
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