Category Archives: Beauty

Give Filipinos A Finger, They’ll Want An Entire Arm

In a dazzling display of Filipinos’ insatiable appetite for world records, the Miss Universe Philippines – Quezon City pageant has become a spectacle of unprecedented ambition. 

Now that the age limit has been tossed aside like last season’s fashion, enter Jocelyn Cubales, a 69-year-old fashion designer on a quest for the crown. In a country where breaking records is practically a national sport, Cubales embodies the spirit of “give them a finger, and they’ll aim for an entire arm.”

Her journey to snatch the MUPHQC title raises eyebrows, not just for defying conventional beauty standards but for redefining the pageant’s demographic entirely. 

As Cubales vies for a spot in the national finals, one can’t help but marvel at the Filipino tenacity for pushing boundaries, even if those boundaries include the age-old notion that beauty pageants are a young woman’s game. 

In this race against time and gravity, the pursuit of a title transcends age, proving that in the Philippines, the quest for world records knows no limits – not even the boundaries of age and common sense.

(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report)

Scorecard: Philippines’ Top 10 Placements In 2023

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – 2023 is not quite over, but the Philippines can already boast of many Top 10 placements this year.

Among them:

Nicole Borromeo, Miss International (3rd runner-up)

Michelle Dee, Miss Universe

Anna Valencia Lakrini , Miss Globe (2nd runner-up)

Pauline Amelinckx, Miss Supranational (1st runner-up)

Philippines, PISA Worst Countries in Science (3rd placer)

Philippines, PISA Worst Countries in Mathematics (6th place)

Philippines, PISA Worse Countries in Reading (6th place)

We await the results of Miss Earth 2023. Best of luck to Miss Philippines Yllana Aduana. The winner will e crowned December 22

GMA Network To Air New Teleserye Featuring Former Beauty Queens

In a move to capitalize on the Philippines’ enduring obsession with beauty pageants, GMA has announced a groundbreaking new television series featuring Kapuso artists who once wore crowns — from Herlene Budol to Megan Young.

The Adobo Chronicles managed to snag a copy of the show’s script, revealing a plot that could only be described as a glittery tiara-clad rollercoaster.

The series, aptly titled “Queens on Screen,” follows Kapuso stars as they navigate the treacherous waters of an international beauty pageant, representing various countries. In a shocking twist that no one will see coming, the final episode reveals Michelle Dee clinching the coveted international crown. The script reportedly includes intense drama, strategic gown changes, and a fierce competition that pits former beauty queens against each other in a nail-biting race to global supremacy.

Get ready for a TV spectacle where the battle for beauty is not just skin-deep but scripted for maximum entertainment. Brace yourselves, because “Queens on Screen” is set to redefine the boundaries of television – where talent takes a backseat to tiaras.