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Pia Wurtzbach, Catriona Gray Reenact Miss Universe Crowning Moment!

HONG KONG, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Hong Kong Bureau) – Beauty queens can never let go of that crowning moment when they were proclaimed the most beautiful in the world. Or the universe.

In a rare public appearance together, former Miss Universes Pia Wurtzbach (2015) and Catrion Gray (2018) posed for fans and the news media to reminisce their respective queenly reign.

Wurtzbach crowned Gray, but critics said it should have been the other way around. Many will recall that before Wurtzbach was crowned, Miss Colombia was declared the new Miss Universe because of an error in the announcement. They said it would have been more symbolic and accurate if Gray crowned Wurtzbach in the reenactment.

Nevertheless, the whole photo op was a sham because only Gray was there in person. It turns out Wurtzbach was a mere wax figure.

It all happened at the Madam Tussauds wax museum in Hong Kong!

Leila De Lima Responds To Kabataan Partylist Representative Raoul Manuel!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – In a recent Congressional Committee hearing, Kabataan Partylist Raoul Manuel asked a very important question: “Nabawi na ba natin ang Sabá?” He was obviously referring to whether or not the Philippines has reclaimed the state of Sabah from Malaysia.

Feeling alluded to, incarcerated former Senator Leila de Lima — who popularized the tropical fruit during Senate hearings on her alleged involvement in the drug trade — quickly responded:

“The answer is a resounding ‘NO,’ she told The Adobo Chronicles. “Filipinos have not reclaimed me. The one and only sabá is still illegally detained in prison without any conviction of crime.”

Manuel has not responded to de Lima as of press time.

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