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Per Doctors’ Advice, Kris Aquino Will Totally Quit Social Media

SINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) – It is her lifeline and the best venue to boost her ego and solict sympathy and empathy, but upon her doctors’ advice, Kris Aquino will totally quit social media — Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

Aquino, who is in Singapore for a battery of tests to confirm previous diagnoses of Chronic Spontaneous Urticaria, Lupus and Fibromyalgia, has decided that her health is more important than her ego.

Doctors in Singapore have advised her to avoid stressful situations which could aggravate her illnesses.

For the longest time, Aquino has used social media for self-promotion to help with her sagging career in show business.

A Singaorean autoimmune disease specialist told The Adobo Chronicles  that stress is one of the triggers of autoimmune diseases, so “we have insisted that Aquino quit social media for good.  It only stresses her out.”

This news comes as a big disappointment  for the few who have remained Kris Aquino fans all these years. But they said that the health of their idol is more important than seeing her rants, complaints and arguments that could only exacerbate her medical issues.

It looks like the Queen of All Media will soon be the Queen of No Media.

 

Actress Agot Isidro Lambasts Pulse Asia Survey, Calls The Pollster “False Asia”

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Filipina actress Agot Isidro who is one of the Philippine celebrities critical of the Duterte administration today lambasted the latest Pulse Asia Survey and called the polling firm “False Asia.” She once called Duterte a “psychopath” in one of her social media posts.

Isidro was reacting to the latest Pulse Asia survey showing the President maintaining very high popularity and trust ratings among Filipinos.  The survey shows that three-quarters  (76%) of Filipinos continue to support Duterte. 

Another Pulse Asia survey also shows that Vice President Leni Robredo has a majority trust rating (56%), along with Senate President Tito Sotto and other top public officials.

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles,  Isidro said that the Duterte rating is fake.  When asked about Robredo’s numbers, she simply said, “Well she’s fake VP, isn’t she? So yes, her ratings are also fake.“

Singapore Doctors Say Kris Aquino Has ADHD

40e64b5b-4eb3-4a34-b40d-f07364f3dbbbSINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) – After going through a series of medical tests in Singapore, Kris Aquino has revealed that in addition to some form of lupus and other autoimmune diseases, she is suffering from ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.)

Doctors in Singapore could not find anything wrong with the battery of test procedures Aquino submitted herself to.  But after reviewing her recent social media posts, the doctors concluded that she, indeed, has ADHD.

In layman’s terms, ADHD is a condition in which a patient desperately seeks sympathy and empathy  for some events in his or her life, risking embarassment by posting even unimpressive and compromising photos on social media.

In recent weeks, Aquino has posted self photos showing her weight loss, facial rashes and in the hospital bed hooked up to various diagnostic machines.

The good news is that ADHD is not fatal, and nothing about the disorder  would fit Aquino’s earlier statement that  all her doctors are doing is delaying “the inevitable.”

In other words,  the title of “Queen of All Media” is not going to be passed on to anyone else. At least not as yet.