And just like that, the so-called “de-platformed” pro-Duterte bloggers are back—because, of course, they are. After days of wailing about being silenced (while somehow still being very loud), their pages have miraculously resurrected. Coincidence? Some netizens think not. The theory? A self-inflicted “suspension” to score sympathy points. Classic victim card play.

Take Mark Anthony Lopez, for example. The man dubbed “Kuryente King” (for spreading fake news, not providing actual electricity) has triumphantly returned, greeting his audience with a refined and classy “bitch.” Charming. If his name fits, then maybe he was just experiencing a temporary brownout—one that conveniently aligned with his narrative. Like an electricity consumer who conveniently “forgets” to pay, only to settle the bill once the lights go out, Lopez must have paid his dues. And now, with the power back on, expect a fresh wave of misinformation. Buckle up—rolling blackouts of truth incoming.