Blogging, that noble pursuit of truth and integrity—where loyalty lasts only until the next trending hashtag or highest bidder. 

In this glittering world of self-proclaimed punditry, principles are but props, and allegiance is as disposable as a single-use face mask. Today, our valiant blogger might pen a tearful ode to a politician’s virtues; tomorrow, they’ll artfully roast that same politician over a bonfire of clickbait headlines. After all, consistency is overrated when there’s engagement to chase.

And why stop at politics? Celebrities like Sharon Cuneta become collateral damage in the relentless quest for viral moments. A strategic selfie, a witty insult, or a faux apology—it’s all fodder for the algorithm. What matters isn’t sincerity but SEO.

So here’s to bloggers: the modern-day mercenaries of public opinion. No loyalty, no shame, but hey, at least the comment section is lively, even if their morals are not.