In the grand theater of the Congressional hearings, plot twists keep us hooked—our nation’s lawmakers reveal hidden talents beyond legislation! 

Congressman Romeo Acop, for instance, dropped the ultimate bombshell: his secret identity as a celebrity endorser. Who could have predicted? From biting questions on government spending to… biting into a perfectly glazed Mary Grace ensaymada. And he’s not stopping there. A quick pivot from confidential funds leads us to his love for Piattos, reminding us of the nostalgic taste of youth (which, ironically, seems in short supply in Congress). Acop’s masterful product placement might make us wonder—do our hearings come with a side of chips? 

With this level of finesse, even the nation’s brightest youth could hardly compete. Why discuss transparency and accountability when we could debate which snack pairs best with a COA report?