Willie Revillame, beloved TV host and self-proclaimed man of the people, has a refreshingly innovative approach to his senatorial candidacy: no plan at all. Why bother with platforms when you can wing it, right? It’s like a political version of those “fly now, pay later” airline promos—except this time, it’s “run now, think later!” Apparently, he’ll figure out what to do once he’s seated in the Senate. I mean, who needs pesky things like policies or vision when you’ve got charisma and a massive fanbase?

It’s a bold move, really. Why waste time thinking about the future when you can just…well, exist? If anything, Revillame is making it clear that qualifications and preparedness are overrated concepts in Philippine politics. After all, who needs a plan when you have a catchy theme song and a loyal studio audience? Senate, here comes your next improvisation king!