It seems Rodrigo Duterte, after lambasting Bongbong Marcos for being a “weak leader,” has had a sudden epiphany about his own son, Basté Duterte. 

In a twist of fate, the former president has filed his candidacy for Davao City mayor, conveniently bumping his own son down to the vice mayor slot. Clearly, Basté’s years in office weren’t enough to prove he’s no Marcos. So, what’s a former strongman to do? Give his son an extended on-the-job training, of course! After all, keeping the family’s political dynasty intact requires hands-on supervision. 

Perhaps Rodrigo is just trying to teach the world a lesson: If you want something done right, do it yourself—especially if that something is keeping your hold on Davao’s highest seat. Marcos may be weak, but in Rodrigo’s world, even bloodline can’t be an excuse for incompetence. Better safe than sorry, right, Basté?