In the latest episode of Philippine politics, Leni Robredo is once again the woman of the hour—because when isn’t she?

Sara Duterte’s sudden pilgrimage to Naga City has sparked every possible conspiracy theory, from a secret alliance to the two bonding over Bicol express.

Meanwhile, Atty. Harry Roque—bless his heart—can’t understand why the Dilawan haven’t flocked to the streets to support pro-Duterte rallies against the current administration. Surely, it must be some kind of liberal elitist plot.

The real twist? Robredo’s followers apparently now believe Marcos is a better leader than Duterte—because, why not? Politics is a buffet of shifting loyalties, after all. As the saying goes, “In politics, there are no permanent friends, only permanent agendas.” Or is it enemies? Who knows, the lines are blurrier than ever. What’s next? A Robredo-Duterte dance-off for national unity? Stay tuned.