Ah, the Philippine House of Representatives, where serious policy discussions occasionally take a detour into what can only be described as a theatrical performance—though not the Shakespearean kind. It’s more like a kangaroo court, where legislators seem to compete not in crafting laws, but in asking the most absurd questions at committee hearings.
Picture it: a room filled with public officials, microphones, and the occasional exasperated resource person, bracing themselves for what’s to come. Enter Representative Dan Fernandez, the star of our show, with his previous acting chops still shining through. With all the pressing national issues at hand, he zeroes in on what truly matters: Cassy Ong’s hair color.
Forget about law enforcement, inflation, infrastructure, or economic reform—apparently, the hue of someone’s locks is the real mystery we must solve! One can almost hear the background music change to “Windmills of Your Mind” as Dan Fernandez muses on the shades of autumn leaves. “The color of your hair,” he inquires, leaving everyone bewildered, wondering if they’re in a congressional hearing or a shampoo commercial.
So here we are, with our representatives putting on a show—just not the kind we asked for. At least it’s entertaining, right?
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