In a truly masterful display of irony, the “Kuryente King” himself, Mark Anthony Lopez, has once again graced the internet with his unique brand of fact-bending.

Upon hearing about the arrest of the ever-controversial Apollo Quiboloy, Lopez, known for crying “fake news” at the most inopportune times, quickly claimed it was all just a misunderstanding between “arrest” and “capture.”

Forget that legitimate sources worldwide have confirmed the news—why bother with details when you can weave a narrative to keep your followers blissfully misinformed? After all, why let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory? In his world, vagueness is power, and ambiguity is truth.

It’s an impressive strategy: claim the news is fake while peddling fake news yourself. In the circus of social media, Lopez remains its most persistent clown, performing for an audience that believes the illusion is reality.