In a twist worthy of a teleserye, Cathy Binag has become the talk of the town for her stunning revelation—no, not that Bongbong Marcos uses cocaine, but that she has the uncanny ability to see things that aren’t there.
Her initial bombshell about witnessing the president snorting the white stuff in Malacañang had everyone clutching their pearls. But in a classic case of “did I say that?” she backtracked, admitting she didn’t actually see what she said she saw.
Perhaps she was channeling her inner psychic or simply indulging in a bit of creative storytelling. Either way, the nation was left in stitches, proving once again that in Philippine politics, the truth is stranger than fiction.
As the saying goes, you can’t make this stuff up—unless you’re Cathy Binag, apparently. Next time, Cathy, let’s try to keep our imaginations in check, shall we?
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