Senator Robin Padilla, the self-proclaimed defender of male sexual rights, has embarked on a noble quest to find the legal foundation for a man’s “heat of the moment” impulses.
After all, why should pesky concepts like consent or respect get in the way of a husband’s “natural” rights?
When faced with the absurd notion of counseling or, heaven forbid, mutual respect, Padilla heroically scoffed, dismissing these modern-day follies with the disdain they deserve. Clearly, such outdated ideas have no place in the brave new world he’s envisioning, where the sacred duty of a wife is to serve her husband unquestioningly.
Perhaps, as his search for legal justification drags on, he might find himself the perfect candidate for PAWS’ neuter program—because, really, some old dogs just need to be taught new tricks.
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