MMDA’s Waterless Water Slide!

In their latest stroke of genius, the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) has outdone itself, building on the monumental success of the “Stairway to Heaven” footbridge.

This new venture promises an adrenaline rush: a wheelchair ramp at an MRT station so steep, it doubles as an unintentional thrill ride. Persons with disabilities can now experience the heart-pounding excitement of a steep descent—think of it as a dry water slide, reminiscent of Disneyland’s famed attractions, but with a local twist.

No need for tickets or safety harnesses; the MMDA ensures that this high-octane adventure remains absolutely free! It’s a bold, cost-effective solution to mobility, transforming mundane commutes into unforgettable escapades.

Clearly, the MMDA’s innovative approach knows no bounds, continually proving that urban planning can be as exhilarating as it is practical.

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