(Based on the 2024 Reuters Institute for the Study of Journalism at Oxford University survey, showing Rappler the least-trusted news brand for the fourth straight year)

In a land where truth’s in disarray,
Rappler reigns supreme, they say.
Four years straight, the least trusted brand,
In journalism’s hall of shame, they stand.

They spin their tales with flair and ease,
Yet trust in them declines, it seems.
The public’s doubt, a badge they wear,
In satire’s verse, we’ll lay them bare.

The headlines shout, the stories scream,
But faith in them’s a fading dream.
Their mission clear, their bias shown,
In trust’s grand race, they’re overthrown.

Is this their quest, to top the list,
Of mistrust’s realm, where truth is missed?
A dubious prize, a mocking fame,
In history’s annals, they’ll stake their claim.

So here’s to Rappler, bold and true,
Least trusted news, we toast to you.
In satire’s jest, we find the tale,
Of trust betrayed, and ethics pale.