Krizette Laureta Chu, the self-styled “SolGen” of social media, has once again dazzled us with her impeccable grasp of facts—well, sort of. In her recent tirade against PAGCOR and its chief, Chu accuses them of treating “we the people” like “tanga” (idiots) with a laundry list of grievances. Her pièce de résistance? The claim that PAGCOR suspiciously hands out jackpot prizes to Lotto lone winners. Only one tiny hiccup: the Lotto is actually managed by the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office (PCSO). But why let pesky facts get in the way of a good story? After all, Chu has a knack for bending reality to fit her narratives, a skill that surely earns her the title of “SolGen.” With such masterful oversight, it’s a wonder we haven’t entrusted her with running all our state lotteries—or at least writing the scripts for our telenovelas.