Why shell out 220 HKD for the Maisug Rally this weekend in Hong Kong when you could savor a Jollibee combo for less than half the price? The rally’s tantalizing promise of “unlimited foods” is as reliable as a politician’s vow.

Who needs another round of rhetoric from the same old faces from the Philippines? Or the sight of a twerking Harry Roque.

Instead of parting with your hard-earned cash to be bored to tears, why not indulge in some nostalgic throwback Maisug prayer rallies online? At least you can hit pause whenever you like.

It’s your day off—enjoy it doing something worthwhile. Treat yourself because you deserve better than this overpriced charade!