In an audacious display of geographical ignorance, pro-China Filipino blogger Tio Moreno (a.k.a. Alex Destor) has unwittingly elevated the art of trolling to a new level.

Attempting to outwit pro-Marcos elements, Moreno triumphantly marked Malacañang’s location for China to facilitate a hypothetical attack. However, in a twist befitting a comedy of errors, he hilariously misidentified the target.

Rather than pinpointing Manila’s iconic Malacañang Palace, Moreno directed China’s attention to the unsuspecting province of Nueva Ecija, miles away from the capital. One can only imagine the bemusement of Nueva Ecija’s residents, suddenly thrust into an international farce.

This blunder raises an important question: if our bloggers can’t distinguish Manila from the provinces, how can they be trusted to navigate the intricate web of geopolitics? Moreno’s gaffe, a testament to his profound love for his country, inadvertently highlights the perils of misinformed patriotism.