I was visiting a friend at his house when he asked me why I was speaking very softly.

I said I was afraid that Mark Zuckerberg was listening.

My friend laughed.

I laughed.

Siri laughed.

Alexa laughed.

Even Waze whom I forgot to switch off laughed.

My friend and I both clapped. The lights turned off!

The next day, I shared my experience on Facebook and Twitter. My account was suspended for violating community standards!