In a riveting display of performative bureaucracy, the Senate committee hearing on the alleged PDEA leaks transformed into a circus of impeccable credibility. 

PDEA solemnly swore that Bongbong Marcos has never graced the narco list, making one wonder if the real investigation should target those nefarious peddlers of fake news. 

Meanwhile, St. Luke’s Hospital heroically vouched for the president’s pristine 2021 cocaine test results. 

Clearly, with such ironclad endorsements, there’s nothing left to probe but our own sanity. Should we now absolve all drug convicts as martyrs of misinformation? And what of St. Luke’s patients, now casting suspicious glances at their own medical reports? 

The logical conclusion, of course, is to dismantle all Senate committees and replace them with a national trust-building workshop. After all, if we can’t rely on these esteemed institutions, who can we trust? Let’s embrace chaos and let the truth fend for itself.