In the age of “age is just a number,” it seems that even beauty pageants aren’t immune to the march of time. 

Forget about fresh-faced contestants, we now have a 70-year-old hopeful ready to break Guinness World Records for being the oldest in the game. 

Move over, Miss Universe Buenos Aires 2024, 60-year-old Alejandra Marisa Rodríguez, because here comes Mutya Ng Taguig contestant Rhonda Felizmeña ready to strut her stuff down the runway.

Who needs youthful radiance when you have a lifetime of experience to bring to the catwalk? With each step, she defies not only gravity but also the conventional norms of beauty pageants. 

Forget about crowning Miss Universe; it’s time to welcome the queen of age-defiance. After all, in a world where age is just a number, why not let the numbers do the walking . . . and talking!

Expect Filomeñas’ 2 children and 9 grandchildren, plus a vibrant crowd of Pasig senior citizens to cheer her on.