In the recent survey on President Bongbong Marcos’ Cabinet performance, the absence of Vice President and Education Secretary Sara Duterte raises eyebrows faster than a politician promises change.

One might wonder if this was an accidental omission or a calculated snub, akin to forgetting the most vital ingredient in a recipe. Could it signal Duterte’s impending resignation, prompting her to jump ship before it sinks, or perhaps a behind-the-scenes drama that even soap operas would find too far-fetched?

Alternatively, maybe the pollsters simply couldn’t find enough data to gauge her performance, leaving them scratching their heads like a math student faced with a calculus problem from another dimension.

Whatever the reason, it’s a curious omission that adds yet another layer of intrigue to the already captivating political circus. Welcome to the theater of the absurd, where even the surveys have plot twists.