In what promises to be a clash of the seasoned titans, the seniors’ debate between Donald Trump, aged 77 (soon to hit 78), and Joe Biden, at a sprightly 81 offers the spectacle of political theater at its most geriatric. 

Will Trump once again hover ominously behind his opponent (read: Hillary Clinton) like a perplexed specter from the past, or will Biden struggle to locate the stage exit, lost in a labyrinth of memory lanes? 

Expectations run high as decades of business acumen and political acrobatics vie for the spotlight, but will it be a battle of wits or a comedy of errors? Will Trump’s tweets become ancient scrolls of wisdom, or will Biden’s gaffes be immortalized in the annals of meme history?

As the curtain rises on this gerontological saga, Americans brace themselves for a showdown where experience meets senility, and the nation holds its breath, wondering who will forget their lines first.