In a bizarre twist of infant fandom, a couple proudly proclaims their 7-month-old as a die-hard admirer of a JK, citing a brief encounter during a concert where said pop star briefly held the baby. 

This raises eyebrows faster than a toddler with a marker near freshly painted walls. 

One wonders: has the baby secretly been binge-listening to the artist’s discography during naptime? Or perhaps the parents are projecting their own fandom onto their impressionable offspring? 

It’s hard to imagine a child whose vocabulary likely consists of “goo-goo” and “ga-ga” being an avid follower of any celebrity. But hey, in the era of social media stardom, even diapers have influencers. 

Let’s hope this infant idolization doesn’t lead to diaper changes inspired by autographs or lullabies replaced with pop hits. After all, it’s never too early for parents to distinguish between their own interests and their child’s actual preferences.